Prima Noce
Good morning lovely people of the InterWorld. Ah ha ha ha. Oh, the way you look today. Makes me breathe tiny breaths. Makes me smile tight smiles. Makes my penis stir ever so subtly beneath the perfect seam of my Italian pants. Salut, InterWorld citizens. Cheers and Na Zdrawie to those across the border. I am the Murder Man and in time I will have murdered you all. With style.
What goes on in that little head of yours? Hmm? Let me rub my finger across the length of your jaw, down to the nape of that neck and -- mm -- across your shoulders. Yes. I have fine tastes. And so do you. Which is why we'll be dining on one another for dinner.
I am Murder Man, my dear. But you may call me MM. Or M. Whichever you prefer. Probably M is best, now that I think about it.
So why am I here? Why are you here, is the better question. But we'll save it for another day. The answer may... frighten us both.
I am here because this is where you are. And you. And you and you and you. I am here to suck it all in, to taste the InterWorld, to run along its shores and, yes, to seduce and murder all of you. Man or woman. Ha ha! And, from time to time, I'll share my thoughts on current events, music, love.
I'm entitled to as much an opinion as the next guy, no?
Farewell, for now! Soon we shall talk sweet talks of sweetness and in the end, only one of us will walk away alive. LIFE! So fleeting!
Arrivaderci.
What goes on in that little head of yours? Hmm? Let me rub my finger across the length of your jaw, down to the nape of that neck and -- mm -- across your shoulders. Yes. I have fine tastes. And so do you. Which is why we'll be dining on one another for dinner.
I am Murder Man, my dear. But you may call me MM. Or M. Whichever you prefer. Probably M is best, now that I think about it.
So why am I here? Why are you here, is the better question. But we'll save it for another day. The answer may... frighten us both.
I am here because this is where you are. And you. And you and you and you. I am here to suck it all in, to taste the InterWorld, to run along its shores and, yes, to seduce and murder all of you. Man or woman. Ha ha! And, from time to time, I'll share my thoughts on current events, music, love.
I'm entitled to as much an opinion as the next guy, no?
Farewell, for now! Soon we shall talk sweet talks of sweetness and in the end, only one of us will walk away alive. LIFE! So fleeting!
Arrivaderci.
posted by Joe | 9:10 AM
3 Comments:
You really seem like a really smart guy. I'm an amature murderer myself. I killed two guys at a truck stop once and ate their penises. You seem like you really got it together. A lot of people don't understand us. We should murder someone together! I'm kind of afraid that if we got together you'd seduce and murder me. Would you? Also if you have any advise for a newbie just getting started, I know me and a couple of guys I know would really apreciate it. And in case you wanted to know I cut off my own penis and ate it and it made me feel powerfull. By the way your blog about Lindsay Lohan was right on the money.
Sincerly
The CockGobbler
P.S. is that a good name?
All I can tell you is to stick with it. When I was starting out, my insides were a torrent of emotions and doubts. But I decided to follow my heart and look at me now! The happy murderer of hundreds of people. Keep at it!
Hello Joeseph!
It was only a matter of time before you slipped up. I'm sure you know who this is. I've been hot on your grisly case for the majority of my profesional career. When I was alerted by my techs on the computer team that you had begun a cyberlog of your perverted musings and hot celebrity dishings I knew your hubris would soon bring on your inevitable undoing. Well Joeseph, now it seems only fair that we know each other by name. You can call me Allister. My superiors and in-house-analysts say its sloppy and completely unorthadox for me to reveal personal information to you. They say I've become clouded and infected by your years upon years of psycological games. I say no. There is only one way to I'm going to stop you and that is to see the world through your warped vision, to play your game by your rules. There comes a time in every man's life where he must negotiate exceptions upon his own values. So I will be starting my own celebrity gossip blog. I don't know a lot about celebrities, and I don't like telling stories out of school, but thats not going to stop me from using my entire unit and Pentagon rescources to gather all the information I can on the likes of Ricky Martin and Britney Spears. The game is afoot dear Joeseph. It won't be long now. Soon we will be face to face.
Sincerly,
Allister
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